The Biker and the Bridge

This was forwarded to us by a friend from Texas, Tracy and Chuck, thanks, guys :-)!

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky

clouded above his head...In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach to
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time, and
think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for
a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our
wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make my woman truly HAPPY."
And the Lord replied......

"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"