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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Woman's Yearly Exam

Hope you, guys laugh with this one :-)! I did!


WOMAN'S YEARLY EXAM

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks. I say, "135."

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" I answer, "5 feet x 4 inches."

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me that it's very high.

"Of course it's high!" I scream.” When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a Monster!

8 comments:

  1. ambot lagi Ces oyy, nag blog hopping pa gani ko....i turn it off at 2AM tapos pag 6AM pag mata nko, failed to open....murag naa nag bara...naa man unta ko virus protection....ambot naunsa...i reklamo ko jud naa sa AVG

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  2. Pareho kase kayong masarap magluto ng hubby mo at masarap din kaseng kumain. Ok lang naman basta i-monitor lang palagi blood pressure.

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  3. okay lang yan if early ka mata kay pag hatud nimo kang Jacob, pahulay naman pud ka diba? musta na diay imo hubby? ikaw, pursue kapa looking for job?

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  4. hahaha.. you made my day Ces,, that was funny.

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  5. that crack me out, ohhh yeah blame it to the US hehehe. Tungod na sgurona ces sa mga lamiang pagkaon imu luto. Ako lahimn, pagari nku dri gwapa ko ug sexy karn bulingit ug walay ligo hehehehehe. Mamalhin d imo new mexico? tua work didto, wala na tugnaw ana ky mura init mnsguro didto. Sus adjust na sd mo lugar ana sa, nya imu jacob adjust sd siya iya new school and friend. kami mamalhin sd mi july ug apartment.

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  6. hahahahaa!!very funny!!\(^0^)/

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  7. bigla tuloy nagbago ang ht mo tita ces ano? imagine dapat 5'4" ka tas ngayon 5'2" na lang hahahaha...monitor mo lang lagi ang dugo mo, ako nga di ko rin alam kung hi blod na ako ..

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